Yesterday Jen & Sean spent most of the day working in the backyard. This was my chance to lull them into a false sense of security. Once there they will let me out with impunity.
First I look adorable as I gaze longingly out the back door. Then, I meow plaintively. When allowed out I quickly run and hide under the deck. I only emerge after 15-20 minutes. Then I make a careful circle around the yard, never venturing too close to the fence. I meow sweetly at Jen & Sean whenever they are near or look at me. Finally, I lie down in the brightest sunbeam in the centre of the yard, stretching out as if I have no other care in the world.
I know they fell for it. Gandalf tried to throw me off my game a few times, but I just hissed at him, and told him to stay out of my business. Next week I'll stretch my scheme into walking the perimeter.
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