Okay, Gandalf is getting really annoying. I get it. You've been put on a diet. You don't like it, and you're not happy. Tough! Seriously, tough. Get over it. The whining has got to stop. All day he's nosing around for food. Really, lentil soup? It's just sad when a cat demeans himself by eating something like lentil soup.
By the way, you're not actually starving.
At night it's even worse. Everyone is trying to sleep, and there's Gandalf. Meowing and whining, and knocking his food bowl off the dresser. WE"RE SLEEPING! ALL OF US! Just go crawl around the kitchen. I'm sure there are some crumbs you've overlooked.
So sad.
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