Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Kitty Blog #14, by Gandalf the Grey

Nora has cast some aspersions upon my sleeping habits.  First, I do not snore, and if I do it's caused by my deviated septum.  It's a medical condition, and she shouldn't make fun of it.  At least I'm quiet at night.  Nora doesn't sleep.  Instead she chases her toys around the house, meowing loudly at them.  She even meows at them while she carries them around the house like they're her children.  Does she think she's scolding them?!  You'd think at her age she'd stop that.  She only does it at night when she thinks we're all asleep.  Doesn't she realize that by meowing at the toys, she wakes all of us up?

It's ridiculous.

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